Omgosh. Spain has totally failed me today luh.
You've lost to willy woka's side.
Pfft, you're toblerone might seem as enchanting but really. IT IS.
Seriously Spain, why man? Your team sheet is every kids fifa 10 dream team.
Well I must say, helping out in church was TOUGH.
My back now very sakit man.
After a hard days work, a man must be duly rewarded. Can I hear an Amen!
I gobbled down, two cones of ice cream for dinner, 2 curry puffs and half a burger ;D
FATS GALORE.
My computer is currently overheating on my bare skined tighs.
I'll stop hear for now.
I'll have to drag my oh so gorgeous ass out of bed tomorrow at 545 am.
OWWW. BURNINGGG!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
My My, hasn't it been awhile since I set foot in here eh?
Well I'll try to update you peeps as often as that blue monkey, or is it moon, passes by.
Well, I can't say everything's going to plan this year.
But, heh. I've had more ups than downs, is all I can say.
A hundred and sixty-seven days down. Plenty more to go.
Current up watching the Brazil North Korea Match.
Go Brazil ;D
4 Years ago, I'd be staring grumpily at the Television asking my dad to change the channel.
Now I find myself up at four watching.
The things 4 years can do to you uh?
Shocking.
There isn't really much to blabber about.
My life isn't like a tv series, I don't kill people and hide them away on a regular basis,
Ride in the talking car. Solve really whacked out crimes and carry cool shades everywhere I go,
or just be a crazy kid with a famous web show.
I'm sure you people can guess all of them.
Well for one thing, My footballs gotten better. Well I can clearly run faster thats for sure.
The size? Still either XXS or XS. It's XS to be sure.
Oh look at the calendar! It's the GSS.
acronyms are shooting around this blogpost.
The Great Singapore Sale, is here.
And thankfully, I'm not going to wear the usual BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK tees again.
I've got style, finally. But not enough to be gay.
Sure gay is more used for it's sexual discomforting sound, then the really "HAPPY" mean it was.
Going back to Discoveryland tommor- wait it's today.
Going to set up the stage for life conference ;D
Ciao folks awesomness ain't forever you know.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Argh, the nobody but you song is stuck in my head.
Such a fun song, You could use it anytime or anywhere.
Schools a bore, and with 10 people coming to class.
It's very quiet
Though, having lesser people means more time joking with teachers.
So it brings out the funniness in teachers.
Not something to often hear.
My dad's back.
Still a joy to have at home.
He intro-ed me into baseball.
Still not the best game i've ever seen.
But what else can you do when you're bored to death.
The TeeVee is on.
The boredem is gone.
Liverpool is sucking.
So i've just started mocking.
There's not much to do.
When you don't need the loo.
So take a hobby.
and don't be like me.
Enjoy the best day.
before it turns bluey.
Another lame poem to describe my day.
Thursday, November 05, 2009
With a dip in the pool.
My mouth starts to drool.
with my hook and my line.
I cast for the first time.
It took the bait clean.
And the boat started to lean.
I reeled and reeled.
The fish was a steal.
Like taking candy from a baby.
I called my friend harvy.
He took the camera.
And some guys banana.
waiting for my catch.
We'd bake cookies, first batch.
Then it finally came.
In all it's glory and fame.
A duck so awesome to cook.
I'll make that special duck book.
I'm sitting here, writing.
Just waiting for that next biting.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
There once lived a man, who sat on his throne.
No problem too big, or too small to atone.
So much peace to take in.
But not too much to be snorin'
With books and words galore.
The trip there was never a bore.
So till this day, he'll go there once.
To read and write, or just be a dunce.
There's no noise to bother.
so what else would you rather?
He's probably there, still waiting and reading.
Glad he's not me, cause I'm done constipating.
This is just some random poem about the toilet.
I'm really bored nowadays, if not, why am i blogging?
Ciao. Till the next retarded poem.
Monday, November 02, 2009
Well It clearly is a very bad ass bummer that Liverpool's skipper, Steven Gerrard is on trial, supposedly for bashing a guy up for not giving him the card to the CD machine. Half a year later they decide to call up a second hearing and get the captain out of the ASIA TOUR 2009. Why couldn't they wait 4 more days, its not like the CD machine started protesting.
Torres and Alonso are also going to be missing from the action, I mean they're totally ripping me off my money. 88 dollars don't fall from peoples pockets. You could never get the right amount, you might get 80 dollars and some 10,20 cents but NEVER 88 dollars.
East side seats don't come so very easily.
Thursday, July 23, 2009
I . AM . SO . BORED
Nothing better to describe to whole holiday.
And it's not even over.
Well my parents are trying to make it FUN.
I usually have to put on the "I'm having fun face"
The sight seeing.
Overall I'd give it a 9/10
But the tram rides and long bus travels.
Really take out the best of traveling.
Well I can't blame my parents.
They're parents, not best friends or dudes i hang out with.
I so need someone my age.
The theme parks are okay.
The food here is damn expensive.
Can't find a decent Macdonald's
The mexican food was not very "to one's liking"
I keep waking up at like FIVE in the morning.
I really wish to go back to singapore.
or maybe spend the first and a half week(s) in malaysia.
Then the rest for america.
I wouldn't mind honestly.
I now I'm complaining about it on my blog.
I feel all loser-ish.
Chao and all.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Well.
Being in a new country isn't as WONDERFUL as it seems.
I know i'm blessed and everything.
But you know.
It gets boring sometimes.
I still got like 20 more days here.
mhmm.
Not in the mood for saying much.
This blog thing is really getting boring and shit.
I'd best leave it the way it was.
all dead and boring.
I'll probably ditch the blog.
for about a couple of months.
then when i'm REALLY bored i'll come back.
Chao ;D
Tuesday, June 09, 2009
Ho Ho Ho.
It's the time of year where people enjoy themselves.
Forget about homework.
and do all that circulate around the word fun.
I'm at the airport sitting down.
Enjoying Ice Milo.
I'll b stopping in Japan or something.
Which completes my dream of Japan.
Then it's off to LAX.
see you when i see you.
Thursday, June 04, 2009
The power of Boredem.
My Cake ;D
Hey Hey.
Well. I was back about three hours ago.
The movie was worth watching.
MONSTERS VS ALIENS
Dum dum Dumm.
I'd give it a 8 outta 10.
not bad for a monster movie.
I went with Karen, Isaac and Stuart.
We went to OneCaramel.
the food there was TASTY with a slice of AWESOME.
I had the Pink Velvet.
It's some Chocolate fudge cake with a hint of cherry.
Lovely ain't it.
Dinner was MacDonalds.
AND I'M LEAVING TOMMOROW.
How awesome is that?
Quite, if you ask me.
Chao to all ;D
Thursday, June 04, 2009
Hey Hey.
I'm off to America in 2 days mate.
I'll probably be back to "HOME QUARANTINE"
Scary ain't it.
It's the whole Swine Flu thing.
First it was China, with their Melamine
Then it's now Meheeco, with the Pig Sneezles.
I'm off to the Cinemas now.
Couple of school buds, all going to have classy cakes.
Then it's off to see a movie.
The choices are little but there might be a good movie somewhere out there.
Chao peoples ;D
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
"Thinking is the greatest torture for most people."
and i'll bet your doing it RIGHT now.
well. It's been about 6 months since i've touched this rusty blog site.
and now I feel like doing it again.
well. I'll try not to.
The holidays have just started.
and here's my TO DO LIST:
eat.
laze on the couch.
pack my bag for USA.
get some sleep.
wake up.
get back to sleep.
Number one's the top priority as of now.
I need to fill one's tummy.
I've surviving on chips and jelly beans for the past hour.
I need to stop. "Don't Ignore Diabetes."
Well I'm off to BEEF up my blog.
Chao.
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
WOOT WOOT.
just came back from a long day.
i was up and running at bout 1130.
went for lunch then headed for STANELY MARKET.
awesome place.
you can get a hell lot of cheap stuff from there.
plus there's like a wide variety of stuff you can get there.
i got like 6 tees for bout 250 HK.
so that's about 8 sing a shirt.
We were there for about 5 hours.
shopping and shopping.
but the sad thing is i can NEVER get jean from there.
cuz of my waist size.
mine is about 28, and usually the jeans or berms are 33-40
i saw one pair of jeans, SIZE 60.
huge jeans one side could fit me inside.
So after that we were pretty tired.
came back for half an hour.
and headed for dinner.
we went to some club, cricket i think.
my uncle, who is an AWESOME uncle.
let me use the bowling ally.
it was free cuz he wuz a member.
then he played with me for awhile.
i was never really good.
EVER.
so now i'm at home.
going to fall asleep.
pictures will come soon.
Monday, March 16, 2009
well, i'm Hong Kong!!..
its like 11 degrees here. so it's pretty cold.
after 3 and a half hours of flight.
and and hour of train rides.
you get REALLY REALLY tired.
so i'm going to konk off soon.
i'll most probably be going out tomorrow.
not going to disneyland this time.
after two times it get BORING.
it's just a guy in a suit with two big ears.
well i'm off.
Friday, March 13, 2009
Well, exams are over and results are coming in.
It's times like these where you really need a GOOD vacation.
which is exactly what i'm having.
An awesome trip to HK again.
cold, stress free, disneyland. with all these who needs a banana?..
the results are in.
EL= 31/50 (TOP IN CLASS)
MATHS= 17/40
CHINESE= fail, no need to say.
ART=73(SECOND IN CLASS)
BIO=20/30
PHYICS=15/30( SUPER HENG)
GOEG=17/25( FOURTH IN CLASS)
SS= fail, oso no need to say.
Well they're not oscar winning results, but i'm content.
just have to work harder next time.
i'm packing for the trip.
LEAVING IN TWO DAYS.
awesomeness is down a very wide road.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
well, umm today was a fun day.
After school i had geog remedial.
then before the lesson started, i went to the hall to play street soccer.
scoring TWO goals.
And OH YAH.
i jumped off the second floor landing on a big, SOFT cushion thingy. ( for gymnasts)
The experience was AWESOME.
from the second floor it's kinda FREAKING HIGH.
so don't look down, just jump.
It's fun, i wouldn't mind doing it again.
Got back my maths results.
Which sucks. alot.
17/40.
Not really what i was hoping for.
11 people out of 40 passed.
That's like not even half the class.
So well that's all for now.
More stupid things on the way.
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
well from the title you can see that i either hate or like maths.
but after seeing my maths results i will never forget the marks.
i was taken aback by the score.
i never expected such a mark.
being one of the middle classed people i always thought i could never get this score.
well the truth after making you read 5 lines is that.
i got.
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17
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over
20.
not bad huh???..
well, art was boring and so was social studies.
the only fun part was recess.
I got to eat and play football.
well, off to tution.
plus here's a joke.
how many blonds does it take to screw a light bulb.
if you were thinking none.
no, that's not the answer.
answer: two. One to hold the light bulb and one to spin the ladder.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
See-ohh-double-u.Pronounce that.
you'll realize that it's one awesome word.
Well it's my first post in a long time.CNY was awesome.
I think it beats last years one.
Definitely better then last years one.
But I can never beat December Holidays.
I'm so missing it there.
Nothing much to do at home.
It's just homework, computer, sleep.
That's all the fun I get.
Well, today wasn't much different as last time.
Shit man.
Next next weeks my common test.
an exam.
Today, let's see.
I got kicked in the stomach by a ball.
flying at 6 km/h.
Just so you know, it hurt like hell.
Damn.
Chris gets to go to TaiPing.
What more I heard she doesn't want to go.
All the fun you can get there.
I would give up a week of football.
JUST to go there.
All the cendol*drools*..
Friday, February 06, 2009
This is pretty lame.
But somehow i actually like pet society.
It's get VERY BORING VERY FAST.
but once you have the cash.
It starts to get better.
So here are my rooms.
^^
Thursday, January 15, 2009
TODAY SOMETHING REALLY FUNNY HAPPENED ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE.
pls click for bigger picture. thnk you.
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Today was the making of fun.
after school immediately went to play football.
2 hours we played.
I played with the UpperUpper sec, tht's like sec 4-5
But very fun.
I didn't make any mistakes.
Almost scored.
TWICE, both hit the damn frame of the goal post.
Nvr go football, very tired edyy.
You should try the new, mac's dinosaur shake.
it's nice.
Friday, January 09, 2009
Well the day was okay lahh.
still not as nice as it used to be.
but today got something very funny happen.
During SS period, we we're watching a movie bout war between to states.
It was called "HOTEL RUWANDA".
then we we're like so INTO the movie, then we onli had two periods.
but we thought our English teacher never come.
So we all convinced the teacher to let us watch the movie.
but then our English was waiting downstairs for us..
-______- then nvr watch finish.
Whole class skip 2 EL period.
all get two stroke. ( just kidding.)
Lousy teacher.
Anyway then after school went to play football then went home.
TMR is finally P.E..
happy day.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
First dayy...T____T...not SOO bad.
In the morning, woke up at the usual 630AM..
with my eyes all =.= squinted.
Went to brush me teeth.
Then I thought to myself.
"Here's to another year of doing the exact same thing i'm doing now."
brushing my teeth.
Got my bag, and head of the house.
Didn't sleep in the car like i always do.
Just walk right pass the SAME GATE i see EVERYDAY.
and got to see the 1400 students who were seatin on the parade square.
It's a WHOLE NEW boring START of the year.
Went for the first BB parade of the year.
WASN'T AS BORING as last year.
got to see my old pal.
he retained -____-
NOW I CAN'T SEE HIM ANYMORE.
all the football and retard things we did last year.
can't do it anymore.
But i still get to see him during BB.
Unless he pontangs.
usually he does.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Hey Chris, finished the design.
Hope you like it.
I'll pass it to you when i see you again.
16 days and counting down.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
From the title you can see that i hate school.
This Christmas has been just so fun..
The People i was with this christmas, can't beat anyone else.
7 Cousins is ONE BUNCH OF F.U.N
F= favorite ppl in the world.
U= unbearable Fun.
N= NonStop action.
nothing like this in the world.
Playing Guess the Sketch.
Kicking out ppl from the match, who we don't like.
Playing PES 2009.
Shouting( i mean telling nicely ) out, "press X, now PRESS SQUARE!!!"
Going down to the void deck to play football.
SUper fun.
It's from like 5-7 pm.
JUST AWESOME.
A= Almost better than Ramly Burger.
W= When was the last time i had so much fun?..
E= Everyday sumthing new comes.
S= So many good memories.
O= Obviously better than being at home with nobody.
M= Many kids Don't have this much cousins.
E = Everyone Had FUN.
Well i'm off..
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
She's a GREAT COUSIN.
That's one of the great things in the list of greatness.
She's a cheerful girl who will cheer you up when your down.
she enjoys my jokes, that helps.
We were never as close as before 2007.
It took just one holiday to change everything.
Now every time i go to her house
We would like catch a movie and talk all night.
Never knew i would be this close before.
She's just one GREAT cousin.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Friday, December 19, 2008
HEAVY METAL christmas tree
PENCIL MANN. being chased.
PENCIL MANN got stuck in a phonee.
leonardoo
Friday, December 05, 2008
Friday, November 28, 2008
The power of Boredem.
My Cake ;D
Well, exams are over and results are coming in.
See-ohh-double-u.
This is pretty lame.
Hey Chris, finished the design.
HEAVY METAL christmas tree
PENCIL MANN. being chased.
PENCIL MANN got stuck in a phonee.
leonardoo
